Eroticon 2016 ARE YOU READY?

Less than a fortnight away is the event of the year for sex writers, erotica writers and sex bloggers. For those of you who have already got your tickets and made your plans, it will be fab to see you. If you haven’t, and you’re tempted, go on, come on – you’ll have the time of your life.

I’m running the reading slam this year, and I still have room for one or two more – so if you fancy reading out some of your work, get in touch! I’m open to suggestions up until Friday 13th.

Also, Molly Moore has put up a virtual meet&greet for everyone, so I am joining in, because I hate to be left out of anything 😉

NAME (and Twitter name) Zak Jane Keir @decadentmadamez (or Sallyanne Rogers @dswsallyanne. Yes, there are two of me.)

If you had the opportunity to rename yourself (or your blog) what would you pick? I have always been inclined to muck about with names of things, often to the point of spoiling them, so for the moment I will stick with what I have. Two identities is plenty to be going on with as it is.

What are you most looking forward to at Eroticon Live and/or is there anything you are nervous about? I’m looking forward to meeting people I only see once a year or so, maybe meeting some new people this year, and catching up with various pals. I’m particularly looking forward to the first glorious moment of stepping into the bar at the Radisson, where the switch will flip in my head and I will be totally in the Eroticon Zone for a whole weekend.

Nervous? I’m not the nervous type, though I shall try to avoid either sticking my tits to any tables or finding any other innovative ways to make a twat of myself.

Have you planned which sessions you will be attending or are you more of a spur of the moment kind of person? I definitely want to attend Charlie Powell’s, Kerry Stott’s and GOTN’s sessions: for the rest I will decide on the day. Though, as always, there will be enough clashes to make me wish for Hermione Granger’s Time Turner.

What essential items to your life will be bringing with you to Eroticon Live? (you can have a maximum of 5) Fags, cash for the bar, lip balm (I cannot live without lip balm), laptop, presuming I have sorted out the keyboard issue, and some form of punishment implement to keep Certain People in line.

A new cocktail has been made in your honour, what would be the key ingredient and what would it be called? I think the secret ingredient might have to be Man Tears (or at least Mansplainer Tears), along with a couple of shots of gin and some bitter lemon. You could call it Who Says Feminazis Don’t Have A Sense Of Humour.

And finally… Complete the sentence: I have yet to…..

I have yet to decide which day I am going to debut my awesome new steampunk t-shirt with willies on it.

See you in Bristol!