Back when I was writing the Brexit porn book, which featured a spot of erotic humiliation along with other things, I remember feeling that everything was just going too fast to keep up: the minute I had a story idea and started to write it, events seemed to overtake me. Little did I know, eh? When I started writing about randy traction engines and quarrelsome sex toys I thought my brain was getting good at coming up with weird shit, but the world appears to be outweirding my imagination now.
Some of us have been amusing ourselves with a couple of wild theories about our now ex-Prime minister. The first is that she’s a collared sub with a humiliation kink, the evidence being that necklace she wears so often. Well, it really does look a lot like a day collar, doesn’t it? (Collars interest me anyway.) And having to make a tit of yourself in front of the world’s media, as she did this afternoon, would surely be the ultimate fantasy for someone with that particular pushable button.
The other possibility I have seen on social media is that she was playing a long game, with the intention of destroying the Tories and making them wholly unelectable in the future. Sadly, this seems pretty unlikely if you take a look at her previous political exploits.
The idea of a kinky MP secretly plotting to bring about a revolution headed in quite the opposite direction to her purported beliefs is kind of appealing as a book plot, especially if you combine it with the other theory about her being a power bottom. Who wouldn’t want to read a story about kinksters saving the world by using their sex-based powers? We even managed to get comparable ideas into Scandalous (along with the naughty nun, genderqueer rockstars and a filthy family secret).